Here is a post that's good for a laugh (if you're not in love with US politicians) on
Geenstijl, a popular Dutch news blog. Unfortunately for the majority of readers, the dodgy jokes are in Dutch. Which is why I'll translate them to English. Who knows, maybe the jokes will end up back in the US?

Hi, I'm Hill

You know, the wife of Bill

Now, I'm looking for something bigger

Yeah right, about this thick?

I've only got this

It's gotta be about this length

Take me, take me!

Shit! F*ck. Never mind.
For those of you who can not believe I am lowering myself to such a cheap shot: The story exemplifies the limits of our ability to see just about anything in a gesture. Even though speech may be required to interpret gestures, the liberties taken here are clearly too much.